Tuesday, March 13, 2007

300 – Ultra Violence?

People say that 300 is very violent, full of gore, the fighting is the best part, etc… but I didn’t think of it like that. I’d classify Kill Bill as ultra violent, because people are dying left and right, getting stabbed, impaled, de-limbed or beheaded, and there’s all this semi-realistic blood on the floor, and ultra-unrealistic blood squirting out of the body.

But 300… not so. At least, not in my opinion. Sure, there was blood, blood splatter, limbs flying… but…

The movie is very digital, had a lot of slow motion, had good choreography, and is so good because of its special effects. So whenever a sword goes through a Persian in slow motion, and there’s digitized blood spatter… it just feels like a special effect to me.

Take for example, the part near the beginning of the fight, when Leonidas charges away from the narrow passageway, and just encounters a line of Persians, one after another. This is where they first show the digital effects in choreographed fight scenes, so they wanted to show off some nice moves and effects.

So one guy approaches, Leonidas stabs him. Another guy comes, Leonidas ducks and throws the guy over his shoulder with his shield. Another guy comes, Leonidas barrel rolls his attack and then backhands him. It’s all done in a pretty, slow motion sequence. So basically, each of these guys serves a purpose to a digital effect and piece of choreography.

So sometimes it depends on what you think of the Persians in the movie. For example, in say, The Departed, each character is a person with a life, and when such a person dies, it’s pretty significant. In James Bond, when Bond shoots some guard, it… doesn’t feel like a real death, but instead just an obstacle that James Bond had to deal with. The guard had no name, no history… he just appeared out of the blue and disappeared into the blue a few seconds later.

If you are able to think in this way, then the Persians are even less significant than the James Bond bad guys. They appear in the hundreds of thousands, they each have no name, they all look the same, and also, most of them have no face. They’re wearing enough clothing around their face so it’s hard to say they’re even people. So in this case, most Persians are also just obstacles, cannon fodder if you will. And when you get rid of cannon fodder in a stylish fashion, it doesn’t seem so violent.

Okay sure, there were some parts that were more violent than others. I guess the part when that Spartan and the other Spartan’s son were fighting… maybe it was violent, I don’t remember, but it was nicely choreographed too.

But anyway, thanks for reading my ramble. Overall, I didn’t think the movie was very violent, or, I don’t think it should be one of its selling points.

Friday, March 09, 2007

Isn't it friday night already?

I played poker last night... went well, I suppose. Went to bed at midnight... had a dream, where us poker guys went to dinner, and we were sitting at a round table, making a bunch of jokes about Tony, and Dave was doing his usual laugh... and then I wake up at 4:26 AM.

My brain asks me a question - isn't it Friday night already? You're sleeping, and you were supposed to go see 300 the movie, with your friends? But you have the tickets, and if you weren't there, then the other guys didn't get to see it either?

And then I saw my brain make some calculations, visually taking in a bunch of variables and outputting responses of YES or NOs, and most of them were NO.

"No", says my brain to the other brain. It isn't friday yet, and none of this happened yet.

And then I tried to go back to bed. I guess I'm not tooo sleepy now.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Hate Madness

Do you know what I hate about myself? When I get mad, I throw stuff around, I slam doors, I make things messy, I hide stuff, I play loud music... but I never break stuff. It's like, everything I do is fixable and just for show, but I can't get past the commitment of breaking stuff.

I think I used to break a few things - sometimes I would throw something and it would break by accident - like I threw a bowl a short distance, and of course it broke... and once I teared a stuffed animal into pieces (never did that since)... but I don't break things. Well, I just threw a scissor across the room and it broke into 3 pieces, but I can't like, break a glass or bowl... ALTHOUGH, I did drop an empty beer bottle from the top floor into the basement (which is carpeted), and it didn't break! It just hit the handrail too, but didn't break. How disappointing.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Wash your hands!!

It bugs me in tv shows when you see someone in the bathroom, and then you don't see them wash their hands. Maybe it focuses back on the dining area, and they come out and it's assumed they washed their hands, but it bugs me if it doesn't show them.