Jokings

Remember when I used to post jokes on this blog? I would sometimes not say anything for a few weeks and then I would just post a joke - It would almost always (I think 90% of the time) be from GCFL, the daily e-mail I get from the Good-Clean-Funny-List. ... Anyway, I will post a joke in a paragraph or two, but first, recap. So we've been pretty busy lately, with moving stuff from one house to the other (we're selling the old house), so we've been pretty busy so I haven't had time to blog. Anyway, onto the joke:

Hospital Patient

A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, "Mount
Sinai Hospital? Hello. Darling, I'd like to talk with the
person who gives the information about the patients. But I
don't just want to know if the patient is better or doing
like expected, or worse, I want all the information from top
to bottom, from A to Z."

The voice on the other end of the line said, "Would you hold
the line, please? That's a very unusual request."

Then a very authoritative voice came on and said, "Are you
the lady who is calling about one of the patients?"

She said, "Yes, darling! I'd like to know the information
about Sarah Finkel, in Room 302."

He said, "Finkel. Finkel. Let me see. Feinberg, Farber --
Finkel. Oh yes, Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact,
she's had two full meals today. Her doctor says if she
continues improving as she is, he's going to send her home
Tuesday at twelve o'clock."

The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful! She's going
home at twelve o'clock! I'm so happy to hear that. That's
wonderful news."

The guy on the other end said, "From your enthusiasm, I take
it you must be one of the close family."

She said, "What close family? I'm Sarah Finkel! My doctor
tells me nothing!"