Thursday, April 03, 2008

WCS: Animals

mountain lion (cougar): don't run, make yourself bigger (open wide your coat), scream aggressively, throw rocks at it
gorilla: don't run, be docile, don't be aggressive, groom it
bear: lie there and stay still, don't climb trees; if it attacks you, fight back; if you just see a bear, make your presence known (ring a bell works)
killer bees: if they sting you, run away
charging giraffe: climb a tree, or run to a body of water
charging rhino: climb a tree, or stand and shout loudly
charging elephants: climb a tree, or lie down on the ground and don't move
stampede of shoppers: go to the edge, do it early rather than later

Gotta remember this and not mix it up! Imagine if you met a cougar and you decided to groom it? Or if there was a charging rhino and you run to a body of water? That'd be bad! Study this list hard and you'll be okay.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

you climb a tree to get away from a giraffe..? why does that sound so questionable!

9:49 PM  
Blogger Bao said...

I think the most dangerous things about the giraffes are their large hooves, so climbing a tree would solve that problem.

10:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ah, that makes sense.

6:39 AM  

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